Pherotones are not intended for anyone under the age of 18.
Pherotone research is being conducted by intimacy expert Dr. Myra Vanderhood.
Dr. Vanderhood believes that Pherotones can spark passionate sexual responses in humans.
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PHEROTONES FOR WOMEN
Dr. Vanderhood and the intimacy experts of the Auditory Institute, RTP are hard at work collecting and classifying Pherotones from around the world. Phase Two, large-scale synthesis and dissemination of Pherotones, will begin shortly. In the meantime, here are five beta Pherotones carefully designed to target specific men, and also help separate the men from the boys.
Every woman uses her charm, but some have more charm than others.
My Lil’ Pony Everyone needs a very special friend, a playmate to take them for a ride on a rainbow to the outer limits of their imagination. This Pherotone is specially calibrated with cacophonite micromelodies to stimulate interest from the only man in the room who makes you feel young again.
Last Kall It’s closing time, but don’t worry - you’re not going home alone. Just toss this flirty, playful Pherotone to the luckiest boy in the room and you’ll be going home with the kind of nice shy-guy who you know likes you, but is too reserved and classy to ever hit on you. He wants you; he just doesn’t know it yet. Remind him that the night is young.
Veni. Veni. Veni. This Pherotone is not afraid to ask (inaudibly, of course) for more than enough. Crafted to find a man who takes pleasure in giving pleasure, over and over, multiple times, until all earthly desire finally evaporates from your consciousness, and you drift into a state of perfect bliss until you finally fall fast asleep. Not many men can do this. This Pherotone attracts men who love encores.
El Cuddlero Spanish is a romance language, but you won’t need words with this Pherotone designed to make an instant Bedroom Bandito out of any man in earshot. Sure that may sound “caliente,” but in practice, it’s a situation that can get a little too hot. That’s why the El Cuddlero Pherotone is unique. He knows how to spice things up, but he also understands how to cool things down after the fireworks with his sweet Spanish guitar. Ole!
A Good Strong Man He thrives on commitment. He believes in you. And he’s going to rock your world. This potent Pherotone, made with subsonic texture enhancement, is a powerful lure to the secure, self-assured, successful men who know how to love a woman. Go ahead ladies, you deserve him.
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As our research progresses, more Pherotonal ringtones will become available. But right now, we need your help. If you have discovered or composed a Pherotone that works for you, please see our Testimonials page to find out how to participate in Pherotonal research.
