Pherotones are not intended for anyone under the age of 18.
Pherotone research is being conducted by intimacy expert Dr. Myra Vanderhood.
Dr. Vanderhood believes that Pherotones can spark passionate sexual responses in humans.
Feel free to instant message the doctor by clicking here or IM from your cell phone anytime!
“Now see proof of the ringtone secret I discovered in Denmark that can make you irresistible!”
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PHEROTONES FOR MEN
Dr. Vanderhood and the intimacy experts of the Auditory Institute, RTP are hard at work collecting and classifying Pherotones from around the world. Phase Two, large-scale synthesis and dissemination of Pherotones, will begin shortly. In the meantime, here are five beta Pherotones carefully designed to target specific groups and individuals. Even if you don’t need a little extra help, it’s smart to use every tool at your disposal when on the hunt.
The Anglerz A subsonic delight, this all-purpose, multi-target Pherotone casts a wide net. If you can keep your wits about you, you’ll be going home with the catch of the day. Happy fishing!
Victorious Conqueror There’s an erotic hero inside every man. Most are simply waiting for “their chance” at greatness. This arousing Pherotone brings out her inner damsel in distress and sets you on a sacred quest to satisfy your mate completely. Remember, she won’t behave like a princess unless she believes you're a prince.
The Wizard’s Sleeve Just because you are a fourth-level cleric-warrior-elf with a bag of gold, four soul daggers, and a magic fire emerald doesn’t mean you can’t also be lucky with the ladies. This Pherotone is more powerful than a 25-year-old Dungeon Master. So drop that book, turn in your 20-sided die, untuck your t-shirt and start casting your own spells for a change.
Testosteroni Goin’ down to the shore this weekend? Don’t forget to bring along Testosteroni, the only Pherotone made
just for Jersey Girls and the men who love them. You’ll never be bored on (or under) the boardwalk again.
The Double Header For men who think fun comes better in pairs, this Pherotone is dynamically calibrated to attract two like-minded females simultaneously. We can’t promise your
party of three will last forever. But in the morning, they’ll probably at least stay for coffee.
CHECK BACK OFTEN FOR NEW PHEROTONES FOR MEN!
As our research progresses, more Pherotonal ringtones will become available. But right now, we need your help. If you have discovered or composed a Pherotone that works for you, please see our Testimonials page to find out how to participate in Pherotonal research.
